In a heartfelt disclosure on his personal website, 63-year-old comedian Mark Steel has announced that he has been diagnosed with throat cancer, which has metastasized to his lymph glands. However, in this trying time, Steel remains hopeful as he expects to be back on stage within six months, according to his medical team.
Steel narrated the surprising turn of events that led to his diagnosis. After observing that one side of his neck was unusually larger than the other, he sought medical attention. His visit to the hospital and subsequent scan transpired into a life-altering moment. He recounted lying on a blue plastic bench while a machine reminiscent of a 1970s electric shaver was placed on his throat.
“The radiologist scrutinized the screen with an expression akin to an actor’s at the climax of a soap opera episode – it signified that something momentous had occurred,” wrote Steel. He further described her movements as she examined the screen and manipulated the device on his throat, likening it to a scene from a science fiction film.
The radiologist commented on the abnormal size and hardness of his neck and immediately arranged for an aspirational biopsy using a fine needle. Following this came an MRI and CAT scan, and due to unfortunate circumstances where the first biopsy sample was misplaced, Steel had to undergo a second biopsy.
Despite this whirlwind of medical procedures and the daunting diagnosis, Steel focused on the silver lining – it was treatable. He shared his elation upon hearing this news: “Some information about surgery, glands, chemotherapy, radiotherapy, PET scans and taking six months off performing were discussed but I didn’t pay heed to any of it because I was reassured that I would almost certainly survive this.”
The doctor expressed regret that Steel would have to forfeit some shows due to treatment. To this, Steel humorously remarked that he’d gladly exchange performing for placing raisins into Cadbury’s Fruit and Nut bars for the rest of his life, as long as he was assured of his survival.
Steel is scheduled to undergo surgery in the next few days to accurately determine the location of the cancer prior to commencing treatment. Throughout his career, Steel has been a common face on panel shows such as Have I Got News For You and Mock The Week. He has also written columns, hosted podcasts, and toured extensively. His unique brand of humor will be missed during his hiatus, but fans can look forward to his return to the stage in about six months’ time.